Sep 13, 2007

Disturbing Case

This was sent to me just a few moments ago.

>> >>Columbus, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when hechallenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Michigan Wolverines,whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

5 comments:

Adam said...

Ahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Good story . . . great ending!

Sir john said...

Oh Lord I was reading this as serious and then cracked up. Nice Job. Ahahahahah. I'm posting this at DD for you.

OC Domer said...

That's awesome. Great post Subway.

Beetle said...

Gotta love Meat Chicken Week!