Sep 17, 2007

Headbutts And Groin Kicks...Post-Michigan


Only one headbutt goes out this week for the Michigan game; Jimmy Clausen. He took an ass whooping the likes of which would kill mere mortals. I am almost afraid to give one to him though... one more hit and he may end up in the morgue. Keep eating your vitamins, and saying your prayers, brother.

Groin Kicks

  • Offensive line. Are your nuts getting sore by now fellas? Obviously Sullivan isn't phased by the kick in the junk, or else he wouldn't be laughing.
  • Demetrius Jones. You have no nuts or else you might have come clean with Weis and the team about your departure. A rare Vagina Kick is in store for you.
  • Weis. It's in the end, your responsibility to make sure the team can at least compete as a football team. I have not seen one this year.
  • Mike Hart. Just because I don't like you.

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